WTF... I'm NOT Metrosexual

I am 14% Metrosexual.

I need some advice. I need to STOP BUYING MY CLOTHS AT WAL-MART!!!! I will never land a decent woman unless I shave this nasty facial hair, and spend more then $5 on a haircut.

Take the
Metrosexual Test
@ FualiDotCom

NOTE: it was a $10 hair cut :-P, but $5 clothes